i want a spike & harmony-esque slap battle now.
What is it tfv calls it, a ‘no completely heterosexual interpretation’ scene? I mean okay I know you CAN take it as pure masochism of the i-like-pain variety, but since it’s, like, Captain America, it’s hard for me to imagine that it would be sarcasm. #he could make you just by lifting you by the shirt and kinda tossing you gently #and you would fly over the lab table and into the wall #maybe he just likes being tossed #actually that probably is it because it would give him an excuse to break shit and yell