Dear TumblrCat!JamOtter69:
Um, I’m flattered that you like to imagine me bending my flatmate over the table and pounding him until he begs for mercy… I think you said twice?…. But I should probably let you know that it just isn’t going to happen.
We tried it once. He’s too damned tall. He has to splay his legs out like a giraffe at a watering hole or something. All I could do was laugh.
Best Wishes,
J.H.W.