I LOVE YOU.
HOW MUCH?
AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE GNAWING ON DEER LEGS.
THAT’S NOT ENOUGH.
AS MUCH AS AMERICA LOVES WHITEWASHING ITS HISTORY OF IMPERIALISM AND CONSTANTLY DENYING OR DOWNPLAYING THE INSTALLATION AND MILITARIZATION OF FOREIGN REGIMES SYMPATHETIC TO ITS FINANCIAL INTERESTS.
BETTER, BUT STILL NOT ENOUGH.
I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS KANYE WEST LOVES LAUGHING AT HIS OWN PUNCHLINES IN HIS SONGS.
NOW YOU’RE JUST LYING. NOBODY LOVES ANYTHING THAT MUCH.